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posted 3 days ago with 3 notes
HELP 
should I get this bathing suit top y/n???

HELP
should I get this bathing suit top y/n???

posted 2 weeks ago

AND THEN GRACE FUCKING LEAVES IN 17 DAYS FOR BASIC.
JFC!!!
SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE CITY BUS, HOW IS SHE GOING TO SURVIVE THE ARMY???

posted 3 weeks ago with 3 notes

get home from work.

take a shower.

see that janelle made another powerpoint.

time to watch people go crazy.

posted 3 weeks ago with 1 notes

SIOBAHN AND I ARE WATCHING SILENCE OF THE LAMBS AND THEN THERE WAS THIS REALLY LOUD NOISE FROM THE OTHER ROOM AND OMG WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DIE
but lol it was just her dumb cat
fuck

posted 3 weeks ago
  • grandma:  you have a lot of napoleon to eat tonight, lex!
  • me:  
  • me:  
  • me:  I think you mean neapolitan, grandpa...
posted 3 weeks ago

this was the worst fucking shift of my life haha so fucking done

posted 1 month ago

apparently there are eight birds in the store
no done bye stop

posted 1 month ago with 1 notes

birds have been getting stuck in the store and guests feel the need to keep saying, “omg there’s a bird in here!!!”
yes. I am aware. it is flying right over my head as we speak. you’re the 6273 person who’s told me. thank you. what would I do without you.

posted 1 month ago with 3 notes

so I finally watched the Elementary finale

posted 1 month ago

lolol, I should know better than to go on tumblr on my ipod, because this doesn’t have tumblr savior, so the Elementary finale just got spoiled for me hahah fuck k bye.