May 2013
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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gelatins: *inhales deeply* *exhales slowly* no
May 24th
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May 24th
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starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
May 24th
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May 24th
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brbjellyfishing: Maroon√25
May 24th
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leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
May 24th
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“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– holy shit (via thelittlistprincess)
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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AH, ABIGAIL AND HANNIBAL ARE HUGGING DON’T LOOK AT MEEEEE
May 24th
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“I don’t give a shit what the world thinks. I was born a bitch, I was born a...”
– Frida Kahlo, from an unsent letter to Diego Rivera (via cottonbutts)
May 24th
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May 24th
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homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
May 24th
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rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party  yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry: All of your risottos are the worst risottos I’ve ever met.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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this was the worst fucking shift of my life haha so fucking done
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
May 22nd
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d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
May 22nd
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kenway: ur sherlock/hannibal aus are invalidated by the fact that sherlock is so incredibly rude hannibal would eat him
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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